napsterbate 

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

napsterbate by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Napsterbate 

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.

I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.

Napsterbate by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

napsterbate 

To waste time on a peer-to-peer service, downloading files you'll probably never listen to. Portmanteau of napster and masturbate.

When I'm bored I connect to Limewire; I don't look for anything in particular, just napsterbate.

napsterbate by steevsith December 9, 2008

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsturbate 

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Napturbate 

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

Napturbate by boozecean May 18, 2009

fapsterbate 

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

fapsterbate by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007