Kate Upton's dildo 

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

Kate Upton's dildo by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

Hunter's dildo 

a magical purple object found in the slums of the lgbt community

Wow Susan, you're looking really happy today! Did you use Hunter's dildo?

Hunter's dildo by simpalimp September 3, 2018

elise's dildo 

A big pink dildo that Elise owns, basically elise's dildo

"Damn I see a big pink dildo there!" "oh... thatæs elise's dildo"

elise's dildo by Pussydestroya February 3, 2017

Kayra's Dildo

A small standoff attached on only 1 end, usually without purpose.

Person 1: did you see that kayra's dildos have appeared all over the bot?
Person 2: sad

Kayra's Dildo by Dean Dawson January 30, 2022

Nature's Dildo 

The penis of a man interested only in sex and tries to get it as soon as possible in a relationship.

If your in the mood for some sex, try hooking up with Tom! He's nature's dildo!

Nature's Dildo by Escritor June 11, 2011

Schrödinger's Dildo 

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.

Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!

Schrödinger's Dildo by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020

Where’s Dildo? 

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.

Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.

Where’s Dildo? by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020