One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows:

1- Flat
2- Barely Noticable
3- Average
4- Round
5- Tear-inducing

(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)

The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.
N.A.P rates you 1, ugly.
N.A.P rates you 5, now suck my dick.
by N.A.P July 12, 2006
INTENTIONALLY going to sleep for a short amount of time. Normally 3 or less hours.
Well I just got done with class so I think I'm going to go take a quick nap.
by TRUTHBETOLD45 May 05, 2011
To (intentionally) sleep for a short period of time; doze

"A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting."
- Terri Guillemets
Oh, if only I'd known what a blessing nap time was back when I was younger!
by thecatqueen March 25, 2014
The act of coercing a partner of the opposite sex into a bed or other location for the purpose of noms, nomming, and other nom related activities.
Hey, do you want to go take a nap?
by theSmoochywolv August 04, 2010
It is Simple device like NAS (NETWORK ATTACHED STORAGE) bit used for nothing but storing private porn videos
I have just build my NAPS . MY NAPS GOT 4TB OF PORN ON IT
by kalo6 March 01, 2015
Negro Anal Penetration. And number 9 on the Doikstra Scale.
I think he wants a little N.A.P.
by Doikstra November 20, 2007
Nap is the common term used to slyly let your fellow male friends know that your going for a wank.
Fuck off ryan I'm in the middle of a nap
by D.M.R December 09, 2011
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