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B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F 

Bring my baby a present or no food
Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker
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NBM (Natural Body Magic)

Natural Body Magic is a fetish/interest for people who can detach parts without blood lose or injury and still control the parts, even in cases were the head is detached. This fetish is thought to be male dominated, but looking back at history, it's clear to see that there's only more male fetish artist. There's a reason why "La Guillotine" is feminine in french; most of the people who watched the beheadings were women.
The girl was very interested in taking her dolls apart and playing with the parts. She was also very interested with the story of Sleepy Hollow and would spend hours obsessing over it. Due to this, she developed a detachment fetish, otherwise known as NBM (natural body magic).
An acronym that stands for: Never Before Midnight

This means that nothing important ever happens before midnight.

So you can do whatever you want, drink, eat, party, etc. But all the stuff you will really enjoy and remember will happen only after midnight.
Dan and his crew totals subscribe to the theory of NBM. They get together at night, hang out, drink and eat. But rage hard some time after midnight!
NBM by gtbarry August 7, 2009
Natural Body Magic; also known as modularity. Sexual fantasy relating to being able to seperate body parts without death.
Dan discovered his fascination with NBM after watching a woman get sawed in half at a magic show.
NBM by RestingInPieces July 7, 2019
Short for North Bethesda Middle School. A mostly white school located in the suburbs of Washington DC in Bethesda, Maryland. Dissipate the sizable Jewish and Minority population racism and antisemitism seem to permeate the air. The social groups include but are not limited too: Hype Beasts, Soccer and Basketball Jocks (only these two sports), Stoners (yes Stoners in middle school), Girls who think its okay to wear short shorts in 20 degree weather, Guys who think its okay Juul in class, Rich white kids who like to flex there 38th pair of shoes this month, a bunch of Asians kids that sit the corner at lunch, kids who are one insult away from snapping, Edgy Meme Lords, Communists, White kids trying to be black, Black kids trying to be white, and many many fights. It is truly a haven of hormones and autism.
Person 1: Hey dude did you here what happend at NBMS?
Person 2: *sigh* No, what did those tards do this time?
NBMS by RTFDD April 29, 2019
Natural Born Memer

Someone who's lived a particularly memetic lifestyle.
1: Shit, that was pretty memetic.

2: Yeah, I guess you could say I'm an NBM.

1: Lol, you sound like a fag, what does that mean?

2: Natural Born memer. Fuck off.
NBM by Octavius III May 31, 2018