A stupid, pathetic website. 90% of all MySpace profiles have a terrible color scheme, have bad music like Avril Lavigne, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Hilary Duff, and Justin Timberlake, and all sorts of other MTV shit playing in the background, filled with tons of stupid shit like icons that read "Touch Me", "Kiss Me", and show ugly-ass bimbos wearing bikinis and ugly looking men trying to flex their six packs, that is if they even have one. They also write stupid shit about themselves in their "About Me" section like, "I Hate Drama", "I'm a very forgiving person", "Hating me won't make you more pretty", or "My friends mean the world to me." Right. Thats definitely true when you have about 4,000 "friends" that you haven't even seen in person before. And usually these "friends" leave comments that show painfully unfunny webcomics, and say stupid things like, "OMG u r so like my life!!!1111!" And then there are the pictures, which is probably the biggest problem on MySpace. The 14-year old emo faggots who make these profiles usually spend hours in their bathrooms trying to get a perfect pic, while trying to make it look like they have boobs/a six pack, and also put their cameras at a weird angle to try to hide the vast amount of zits and fat that they have. Most of their pictures look exactly the same, and they all waste countless hours of their life BEGGING for picture comments that say how "hawt" they are in their bulletins. And the rest of these ugly pictures show these idiots hanging out with the few friends that they have actually seen before, usually holding onto a beer bottle. Grow the fuck up faggots. No one gives a fuck at all. If you're thinking about joining Myspace, DON'T. You will regret it. I have a Myspace and I want to quit, but its really hard to do that because this stupid website is so addicting. So do us all a favor and don't join in the first place.
The typical bulletin of a Myspace whore:
"OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"
"OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"
by Death Shredder June 27, 2007
A dead website, Facebook ate it's lunch.
Myspace launched in 2003, and got it's surge of popularity around 2005. It was good at first, but had it's problems, easy to hack, lack of care by the ones who ran it, asshole Myspace gangsters and scene kids galore.
Myspace popularity started to wane around 2007, as Facebook's popularity started to rise. Since Facebook was cleaner, didn't allow modification of it's profile pages, had the status updates, and generally kept out the annoying attention grabbing and the asshole antic(for a while).
Now days Myspace has dropped to around 30 something in the Alexa ranks, while Facebook is number 2 in the Alexa rank.
Myspace's plague of problems, and the drama that began to form around it can be said to have contributed to Myspace's fall. But their lack of care for updating anything useful on the site was a big problem, they neglected the Myspace Group pages, never fixed any major bugs or loopholes that allowed for hackers, and never responded quite well to help for users.
Thus their fall happened. Only people on there now are late people, scene kids, and maybe the Myspace gangstas.
Myspace launched in 2003, and got it's surge of popularity around 2005. It was good at first, but had it's problems, easy to hack, lack of care by the ones who ran it, asshole Myspace gangsters and scene kids galore.
Myspace popularity started to wane around 2007, as Facebook's popularity started to rise. Since Facebook was cleaner, didn't allow modification of it's profile pages, had the status updates, and generally kept out the annoying attention grabbing and the asshole antic(for a while).
Now days Myspace has dropped to around 30 something in the Alexa ranks, while Facebook is number 2 in the Alexa rank.
Myspace's plague of problems, and the drama that began to form around it can be said to have contributed to Myspace's fall. But their lack of care for updating anything useful on the site was a big problem, they neglected the Myspace Group pages, never fixed any major bugs or loopholes that allowed for hackers, and never responded quite well to help for users.
Thus their fall happened. Only people on there now are late people, scene kids, and maybe the Myspace gangstas.
Myspace was once a great website, but has now fallen to the feet of Facebook, due to Myspace's own incompetence.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2010
Fag1: Aw dude lets chat on Myspace!
Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace?
Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser.
Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.
Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace?
Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser.
Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.
by AnalPenetrationByForce November 27, 2011
Been on myspace latley?
I went on it eight times last night. Got three new pictures, a new layout, and changed my song twice. That's my I failed the Geometry quiz last period.
I went on it eight times last night. Got three new pictures, a new layout, and changed my song twice. That's my I failed the Geometry quiz last period.
by Rohizzle April 29, 2006
The heart of all that is evil on the internet... People no longer can talk to eacher normally without bringing up the mention of "MySpace". It is the end of civilized man.
Person A: "Have you heard of this band?"
Person B: "No"
Person A: "Let me go to their MySpace and..."
Person B: "But we work in a record store..."
Person B: "No"
Person A: "Let me go to their MySpace and..."
Person B: "But we work in a record store..."
by Captain Johnny October 6, 2006
1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website.
2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.
2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.
1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore.
2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood
2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood
by Domonic December 6, 2007
A site run by a man named Tom, where people, generally from ages 14-20 go, to post pictures of themselves and make friends.
To be "myspace" means to be scene since the majority of teens on myspace are scene. This means taking pictures in the mirror, from retarded angles, that make you look smaller, that make you look prettier, and that make people want to add you.
Everyone on myspace has an account so people will add them, and comment, and they will feel important, which they arent.
To be "myspace" means to be scene since the majority of teens on myspace are scene. This means taking pictures in the mirror, from retarded angles, that make you look smaller, that make you look prettier, and that make people want to add you.
Everyone on myspace has an account so people will add them, and comment, and they will feel important, which they arent.
by Questionable October 13, 2005