Definitions by AnalPenetrationByForce

call in sick 

when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.

worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*

call in sick by AnalPenetrationByForce January 30, 2012

Myspace 

Facebook's Great Grandfather. The site my mother used when I was little. Facebook's anal leakage.

Fag1: Aw dude lets chat on Myspace!
Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace?
Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser.
Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.

Myspace by AnalPenetrationByForce November 27, 2011

Juggernaut 

An entity extremely dominant and powerful compared to others. For example, a Juggernaut in Call of Duty is a heavily armored soldier. It is extremely difficult to penetrate the armor and if you don't have the time to use bullets you have to fire grenades or rockets. While with other soliders a few bullets will do the trick. :) But Juggernaut isn't exactly copyright; it is just a term meaning- as mentioned here- extremely dominant and powerful compared to others. So if you want to make your own character called "Juggernaut" go ahead.

Fuck!!! That Juggernaut got me again! I better get a rocket launcher next time so I can fuck his shit up.

Juggernaut by AnalPenetrationByForce November 27, 2011

Loogey

A glob of mucus that builds up in your mouth until you have compiled a huge ball of snot in a pool of spit. It is almost impossible to keep it in your mouth or swallow it so the only way out is to spit out the loogey. The glob of snot will hit the ground with a satisfying plop. For maximum grossness keep the loogey in your mouth for as long as possible to build up spit and then when you spit it out it will be fucking HUGE.

Mike spit out a huge loogey and his girlfriend almost puked. A string of leftover spit was still hanging off of his lip and he had to get it off with his finger. Yummy.

Loogey by analpenetrationbyforce November 6, 2011

Glitch Gremlin 

An ugly green monster wearing a tattered red shirt who hides in your videogames. He can get in your disks, cartridges, games systems, and (if you break any of them) possibly your house. The gremlin is afraid to be outside of the video game world so chances of him glitching your home are very slim. If the gremlin gets in your game before you start playing it he will send a storm of glitches to fuck you up. There is no cure for the glitch gremlin, so you better be lucky.

*Guy starts super mario brothers*
Guy: Fuck! All the text is fucked up!
Glitch gremlin: ZrrtttZrttghttt
Guy: Now it's making wierd sound- oop. It froze. I hate the glitch gremlin!

Glitch Gremlin by AnalPenetrationByForce October 27, 2011

Drink his milk 

The secret term the "Crip" gang says when they want to kill someone.

Crip1: Let's drink his milk, bro!

Crip2: Drink it up!

Drink his milk by AnalPenetrationByForce October 21, 2011

GET IT RIGHT 

What a black guy responds with when someone makes a statement with ignorance or say the wrong thing.

Guy: No, squidward is the cook at the Krusty Krab!

Guy2: No, he's the cashier! GET IT RIGHT.

GET IT RIGHT by AnalPenetrationByForce October 21, 2011