Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
by puddin2356634 October 7, 2009
A person who is on myspace 24/7 and while on there Whores people in exchange to be whored (W4w)
Another stupid way of getting 4555124516565165 of friends that half you don't talk to or know.
www.myspace.com/rocksmysoxs
Another stupid way of getting 4555124516565165 of friends that half you don't talk to or know.
www.myspace.com/rocksmysoxs
Hannah:Hey Erin,Look at Cassidy,I mean...shes been on myspace at home and now she got the Iphone and is on at school!?
Erin:I know,wtf? I herd she got 440.7k of friends now.
Hannah:Pfft,What a Myspace Whore.
Erin:I know,wtf? I herd she got 440.7k of friends now.
Hannah:Pfft,What a Myspace Whore.
by Chooooobaccoaaaa January 8, 2008
a person (usually emo) who spends most of their day on myspace, constantly checking for picture comments on their 50 new pictures they took the same day. usually has 4390480 friends on their list and only personally know a handfull of them, this is usually from joining "whore trains" to get more friend requests to feel better about themselves.
when going to a friends house they immediately get on myspace, and then persuade their friend to take pictures with them to post on myspace.
when going to a friends house they immediately get on myspace, and then persuade their friend to take pictures with them to post on myspace.
kim you have been on myspace for 8 hours what the hell is wrong with you? *cough* myspace whore *cough*
by dalin December 14, 2006
A myspacian who 'whores' to get a higher friend count on his or her myspace account.
Making whore codes, buttons, using scams, spamming, ect. just to get more myspace friends; sometimes addicting.
A successful myspacer, who stays on the computer, reading comments and comments from strangers.
Myspace whores, do gain popularity, their account is like their baby.
Most of them, hated due to all the bulliten posting.
Usually after a myspace whore gets deleted a number of times, they try to gain back popularity..if failed. they try mycrib.net..not like that site is as popular as myspace.
Making whore codes, buttons, using scams, spamming, ect. just to get more myspace friends; sometimes addicting.
A successful myspacer, who stays on the computer, reading comments and comments from strangers.
Myspace whores, do gain popularity, their account is like their baby.
Most of them, hated due to all the bulliten posting.
Usually after a myspace whore gets deleted a number of times, they try to gain back popularity..if failed. they try mycrib.net..not like that site is as popular as myspace.
Wtf mario just hit 100k on myspace
eww what a myspace whore..
he doesnt know 76% of that people..
what would happen if he never whored..?
eww what a myspace whore..
he doesnt know 76% of that people..
what would happen if he never whored..?
by rhizax August 24, 2006
A MYSPACE WHORE:
noun.
Usually a young girl of about 13-19 on MySpace, although males are known to be myspace whores too, ranging in the area of about 14-18, ex. Daniel Hilton. Usually has over 1K friends, and lets you know it often, even though is always complaining about being lonely and posting bulletins to the affect of "talk to me or i'll delete my profile" (does this often, too.) Takes many photos of themselves scarcely clad or in some odd gangster pose though, usually, would get shot if they did that out side of myspace. Ususally "scene", "emo", "hXc" or "sXe". Posts picture captions to the affect of "Ewwww, im so ugly" or "OMFG, arent i so fucking hot??!!!". Wears lots of eyeliner. Generic bands, likes, dislikes, has no real personality. IS GROSS.
WARNING: maybe a paid member, or whores for advertising.
noun.
Usually a young girl of about 13-19 on MySpace, although males are known to be myspace whores too, ranging in the area of about 14-18, ex. Daniel Hilton. Usually has over 1K friends, and lets you know it often, even though is always complaining about being lonely and posting bulletins to the affect of "talk to me or i'll delete my profile" (does this often, too.) Takes many photos of themselves scarcely clad or in some odd gangster pose though, usually, would get shot if they did that out side of myspace. Ususally "scene", "emo", "hXc" or "sXe". Posts picture captions to the affect of "Ewwww, im so ugly" or "OMFG, arent i so fucking hot??!!!". Wears lots of eyeliner. Generic bands, likes, dislikes, has no real personality. IS GROSS.
WARNING: maybe a paid member, or whores for advertising.
Contest sites (usually run by teenaged girls)
Daniel Hilton
Candii
etc.
"Goddammit. She's naked in the picture. She is such a myspace whore."
"He has W4Wed (whore for whore) them 5 times. He's a myspace whore."
"Those pictures all look the same. And they've been spammed for 7 pages! WHAT A MYSPAE WHORE!"
"She has over 3000 friends, and doesnt know any of them personally. She's just a fucking mypace whore."
Daniel Hilton
Candii
etc.
"Goddammit. She's naked in the picture. She is such a myspace whore."
"He has W4Wed (whore for whore) them 5 times. He's a myspace whore."
"Those pictures all look the same. And they've been spammed for 7 pages! WHAT A MYSPAE WHORE!"
"She has over 3000 friends, and doesnt know any of them personally. She's just a fucking mypace whore."
by catedawg April 1, 2007
(Also called an E-Slut)
A girl with low self-esteem, low intelligence or both who uses Myspace as a medium to post lame pictures or moronic blogs. A fuck that requires little to no effort. And you can break-up with her after she attempts (and hopefully succedes) suicide for the 6th time. Then you can just repeat the process.
A girl with low self-esteem, low intelligence or both who uses Myspace as a medium to post lame pictures or moronic blogs. A fuck that requires little to no effort. And you can break-up with her after she attempts (and hopefully succedes) suicide for the 6th time. Then you can just repeat the process.
So not shaving, getting a haircut and liking wuss music actually is attractive to these people. Killer!
by Mikal K March 6, 2005
Someone who is obsessed with myspace friends.
who is always adding themselves to worthless trains. asking you to their page and enter 9 random numbers.
excessively refreshes their myspace home page to check for new comments,because they wont reply to messages. they want tons of comments to display to the whole myspace world. so people know just how "Famouzz" they are.
tonsss of myspace whores have really crappy profiles.
their pictures have their friend id #'s on them somewhere..because they think they are so cool that people will make fakes of them.
also myspace whore can mean a chick who takes photos at a provocative stance or position, makes sexy body signs for people do they will "whore" her to their
43k friends.or whatever.
in real life myspace whores are just normal losers like everyone else with only 357 friends.
who is always adding themselves to worthless trains. asking you to their page and enter 9 random numbers.
excessively refreshes their myspace home page to check for new comments,because they wont reply to messages. they want tons of comments to display to the whole myspace world. so people know just how "Famouzz" they are.
tonsss of myspace whores have really crappy profiles.
their pictures have their friend id #'s on them somewhere..because they think they are so cool that people will make fakes of them.
also myspace whore can mean a chick who takes photos at a provocative stance or position, makes sexy body signs for people do they will "whore" her to their
43k friends.or whatever.
in real life myspace whores are just normal losers like everyone else with only 357 friends.
*Omfg. those stupid myspace whores keep making body signs for my boyfriend!*
OR..
NO! i dont wanna effin enter 9 random numbers into your maxadds link on your page you myspace whore!
OR..
NO! i dont wanna effin enter 9 random numbers into your maxadds link on your page you myspace whore!
by ashleyinshockkkkdksadksa February 18, 2009