Maynarded 

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.

Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!

Maynarded by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017

mynarted 

(adj.) disformed; disfigured; ugly or oddly shaped; destroyed in an unusual manner; having round or globular protrusions

(verb.) to smash or squeeze beyond recognition

THe frog looked mynarted after being run over by the car.

The boat had a mynarted appearance when the barnacles were attached to it.

The sculptor mynarted the clay by squeezing it

mynarted by Sheepish Frank February 1, 2008

Menarded 

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

Menarded by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

menarded 

being messed up and retarded

that book I borrowed from you was all menarded.

menarded by starlitsoul August 6, 2008

manarded

Similar to retarded, but only used to talk about yourself, as in the example below.

GOOD - I'm manarded
BAD - You're manarded

manarded by A guy December 6, 2004

monarded 

This word was made when a friend got so drunk ' he puked and shit himself ' his last name was monard

He or she was so drunk they shit all over the place

He is fucken monarded

monarded by a guy who saw this .... January 8, 2014