A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.
Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!
by Great White Bear June 27, 2011
1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".
2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.
3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.
2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.
3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.
1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.
2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.
3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.
2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.
3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.
by Disgruntled Employee January 28, 2007
by Graf March 13, 2003
by schmeankman April 25, 2009
A type of store run by mask-Nazis. These types of stores often require you to wear a mask even if you have a medical condition that makes wearing a mask dangerous or impossible. Named after the hardware store Menards.
"I wish the store down the road from where I live would stop being such a Menards. They have such a good selection of food, but I really don't want to wear a mask. Every time I wear one it makes me feel sick and nauseous."
by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020
Over pouring the liqour in one person's drink/shot when sharing a bottle of booze to get them way drunker than you.
Rich totally busted Fred menarding him with the bottle of Seagram's 7 - no wonder Rich was so drunk!
by Drinking Wisconsinably April 9, 2015
n. Menard, Menards
1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.
adj. Menarded
1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded
1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.
adj. Menarded
1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded
by AgentOrange November 12, 2004