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'''Carl Mygind''' was a Norwegian Primatologist, mostly known for his controversial studies on the orangutan's sexual behaviours. Little is known about Mygind because he lived a big part of his life among apes in Malaysia. The main controversy around his work was caused by his book named simply " The Orangutan's Sexual Behaviours". In this book, a whole chapter was devoted to " The sexual encounter between apes and men". In this part of the book, Mygind describes several sexual acts that he performed with male and female oranguntans. Carl Mygind got AIDS exactly 100 years after his birth. Some say he is the origin to the famous myth that HIV can be "created" from ape/human intercourse.
carl mygind - i got aids

jon - OMG you boned a monkey
carl mygind by carlocarl October 1, 2007
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A girl with a lot of cleavage and has nothing to do in her life but to stay home n slack. Knows what she doesn't like, but likes them anyways. Clumsy and fun to be around with, a little shy, but shows her self more once you get to her. Body parts funtions properly besides her right eye
"Oh my god i hate this song, but wait i like this part and i know all the words" says Mylinda
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Dal: Oi Bazza, I've got the magindal in the back of the limo. Can you meet me at Grove in an hour?
Bazza: you know that groom.
magindal by Pat the builder November 5, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

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What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026