My shit is clean 

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

My shit is clean by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!! 

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit

when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!! by SexyBeast1 September 6, 2009

My Shit Touching 

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.

Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.

My Shit Touching by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022

my shit's in pieces 

The exact opposite of having your shit together.

I would go to the Kenny G concert with you this weekend but I have to run errands instead - my shit's in pieces.

my shit's in pieces by Andrew Rng October 8, 2011

My Shit's in flux 

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

My Shit's in flux by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

My shit is out by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022

Keep your pig out of my shit 

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine

Man keep your pig out of my shit!

Keep your pig out of my shit by simatar May 26, 2011