Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

split my gooch 

1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking

1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?

split my gooch by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015

tickle my gooch 

Tickle my gooch is a phrase used to request momentary attention from others.

Hey guys, will you tickle my gooch for a second and listen to this demo CD that I made last week?

tickle my gooch by stevenjunkporter December 9, 2010

Pluck My Gooch 

Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.

Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.

Dan: Pluck my gooch.

Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.

Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.

Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.

Driver2: Pluck my gooch.

Pluck My Gooch by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

zuch my gooch 

The act of rubbing a floppy head on the gooch

I really need to zuch my gooch tonight

zuch my gooch by Bryguy98 February 11, 2018

put my gooch on ya 

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag

"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"

put my gooch on ya by bgood15 January 9, 2008

My gooch Bitch 

something funny to say around friends😂

wanna know what it smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

My gooch Bitch by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020