my brick

Just like an ibrick but when your mybook external hardrive crashes making it a my brick

O man, this mybook crahsed!!!!! Western digital makes shitty hardrives! now its only good to be a my brick!

by c0d3t3m935tc June 26, 2009

shit my bricks

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"

Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."

by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014

Smell My Brick

(1) Another way to say suck my dick without using any fowl language (2) What Billy (A retarded Petersburg midget) thought inmates were telling him in the Petersburg jail.

(Ex1)
Guy A: Dude, how gay are you?
Guy B: Smell my brick!

(Ex2)
Inmate: Suck my Dick!
Billy: What does Smell My Brick mean?

by Burkeycl August 10, 2010

Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014

I Love My brick

Gr8 Father Ted phrase by father Jack

Shout out (best with two)"Fek" "Shite" "Arse" "Furniture Polish" "I Love my Brick" great for breaking the awkward silence often found in libraries

by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

bricked my box

After really bad sex, you swear you'll never have it again.

The sex with Ed was so bad, I think he bricked my box.

by KUJ December 23, 2014