MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

MusTurd by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010

musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

musturd by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009

Musturd

When you need to do a crap.

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.

Musturd by Harpz December 9, 2008

Musturd

what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.

God Damnit father I musturd.

Musturd by Ralliart May 9, 2005

Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

Musturd by Ian November 21, 2003

musturd ass 

When someone shits their pants and doesn't change them. It sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized.

WW1 was fought with guns. WW2 was fought with mustard gas. WW3 will be fought with musturd ass.

musturd ass by disbugboisnutz96 November 26, 2015

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

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eating a burger with no honey mustard by Charuzu March 14, 2022