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mudslanger

A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings
John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"
mudslanger by jawga-boy November 14, 2013
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Mussler by trop142 November 28, 2010

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Powerful, futuristic weapon with which the "Muslamic Infidel" plan to enforce "Interracial Law" upon the UK.
Oh crap, they've got muslamic ray guns! We're shafted!
Muslamic Ray Gun by jdw9500 April 20, 2011

Mussango 

A beautiful, fun, caring, and awesome person. Mussango also has good morals and is someone that you should have in your life and not take for granted.
I need Mussango in my life.
Mussango by BeckyAnna November 23, 2021
To have a mussman is to have a King and Nine as your hole cards in a game of Texas Hold'em.
Hey guys, i just overbet the pot with a MUSSMAN!
mussman by gumbysgreenwang September 1, 2009
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What up my mussa

You see that mussa right there

That mussa crazy
Mussa by Dillfabo June 17, 2021