The way a pretty girl might give a man an erection, a culinary boner is music that excites people.
Dude 1: Have you heard the new Radiohead?
Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!
A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!
The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.
Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.
A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.
Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.
The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
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Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.
There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress
The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.
We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.
In Jamaica it means large hard penis. Woody. The big bamboo.
Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)
To pop a boner, get an erection, become engorged.
Usually in already awkward situations, like when dancing at a musical rehearsal, in the middle of class, etc.
In extreme cases, referring to the bruise a girl gets when having to come in close contact with said erect penis.
Jordan: Whoa, look at that guy! On a scale of one to ten, he's a fazio!!
Kaitlyn: Shit son.
Erin: Last night during rehearsal, we were working on leans and fazio really fazio'd me!
Kaitlyn: Shit son.