Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006
A gay man who pumps iron every waking moment in order to be as physically appealing to other men as possible. Often lives in Manhattan's Chelsea section.
I found a great apartment on 23rd and 7th - immaculate, pine wood floors, rent control, and best of all, my new roommate's never home; he spends all his time at David Barton Gym. Total muscle queen.
by NY girl February 13, 2004
The muscle inside the vagina (cunt).
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
E: looks like i woke u up this time huh Ari?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
by Eri Bold August 10, 2008
A hybrid of a power bottom and a bodybuilder; a guy who has a very muscular body and a slit like butthole that somewhat resembles a vagina in appearance due to extensive and frequent penetration by larger than average dicks, sex toys, and/or fists.
An insatiable thirst for lifting weights and swallowing large objects with his asshole has turned Greg into a muscle pussy.
by GapeFFactory October 17, 2019
by tim-tim April 24, 2004
V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.
1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.
by PieceOfLighting May 5, 2006
The type of muscles that develop as a guy transitions from teen/young adult to full fledged man. It is accompanied by a gain in strength and usually happens between the ages of 26-28. Man muscles aren't bigger, but they are rock hard and will allow men to beat much "stronger" young men in things like arm wrestling and give them greater endurance in repetitive hard labor.
You think Bryce Harper is a good player now? Just wait until he gets his man muscles! or Now that LeBron James has his man muscles the rest of the NBA doesn't stand a chance.
by scrapple000 May 2, 2013