muscle blouse

a cheap button up cotton (or flannel material) "blouse" without sleeves. Usually worn by white trash or masculine females. The muscle blouse is usually worn un-buttoned and it pairs nicely with jorts. Most times this is also paired with a "hubby-beater". Most often found in conjunction with tattoos (specifically tramp stamps) and Marlboro Reds.

Dude, that girl looks smokin' in her jorts and muscle blouse.

by Steamer Queen July 30, 2010

Muscle Queen

A gay man who is very muscular, but whose personality is very effeminate and flamboyant.

My friend Jim is addicted to the gym. But he's such a flaming homo, which makes him a total muscle queen.

by Relichunter321 November 27, 2008

litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.

{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.

by Telephony June 15, 2014

disco muscles

If someone has disco muscles its means they are a guy who only trains his biceps, pecs, and abs. People with disco muscles normally wear a t-shirt one size too small, and have a hunched over appearance because they don't workout their back.

girl one: look at that guy, he's hot
girl two: naw, he only has disco muscles

by anonymous6737 February 1, 2009

molson muscle

beer belly

The boys are headin' down to the bar to work on their molson muscles.

by labatt March 27, 2004

Muscle Milk

1. Steriods in milk format, very beneficial for one's muscles.
2. Bobby's favorite beverage

"Bobby want muscle milk!"

by 5p0rk February 9, 2007

beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone

your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!

by miketrudat June 1, 2010