Got Mussed 

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!

Got Mussed by jibcheese January 8, 2013

mursenary 

a male nurse (murse), professionally providing care for the sick and infirm, without regards to prestige and/or shame from society.

Don't mess with that guy. His line of work is mursenary!

mursenary by Scotech December 27, 2011

Pulling a Musset 

To make a comment that is too far, or simply causes people to stop laughing.

Pulling a musset- Chris pulled a musset, and everyone stopped laughing

Pulling a Musset by tombartlett_1990 September 28, 2008

Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

Pulling Mussels by Civiux April 21, 2013

mussel 

1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty

mussel by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011

Murshed 

A very humble and humorous person. He may be shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he can be a crazy fucker! Very intelligent and smart and likes to manipulate people. A very lucky and useful person to have. So if you have a Murshed in your life you are considered very lucky and shouldn't betray him.

Hey it's Murshed!

Murshed by "My Name's Joeff" February 22, 2021

murse 

Also used to describe a male handbag, or man-purse.

Wow. I never thought I'd see a murse with a murse in his hands!

murse by Choco Taco August 24, 2005