mussel

1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty

by dutchpantyraider December 10, 2011

Mussels

A species of mollusk especially favored by marine ecology instructors at state colleges

Our teacher was completely in love with the mussels she protected when she was a park ranger

by TESC232 March 19, 2008

Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

by Civiux April 21, 2013

swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

by L Castillo November 8, 2007

Mussel fest

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female

I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!

by Sasenlanus July 17, 2014

quagga mussel

quagga (manwhore) but a woman

woman whores are QUAGGA MUSSELS!!!

by SHUTUAP January 13, 2023

Bush Mussel

A word used to refer to a woman’s vagina.

I have not had sex in a while. I would like to get myself another bush mussel.

by abzynth August 5, 2018