What a description of a technical problem is when it has been rendered unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone with normal English communication skills. Such descriptions are said to be a murrellism .
"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."
"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"