| 1. | Mongathon | ||
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When a person can speak perfect English when they talk to you in person, but abbreviates every word in a sentence so the sentence becomes unreadable when they are online.
Spoken - Hello. How are you today? Did you pick up your essay from Mr Jones?
Online - hi how r u 2day did u pic ^ ur sa frm mr J This is an example of a Mongathon. |
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| 2. | irreadable | ||
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unreadable, not able to read this text is irreadable
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| 3. | Nintendo Haters | ||
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A division of the Sony Defense Force and Bill Gates xbox Fan club, run by Fankids who spam forums with unreadable garbage written by kiddies with dyslexia. Dan: That's two days running by forum has been spammed by Sony Defense Force nerds.
Ted: Well did you read that unreadable Nintendo Haters crap on the forum? |
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| 4. | Sketchle | ||
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A discription of information which is roughly presented and poorly defined.
The "bare bones" of information. Typically hand drawn/written. May be drawing, text or a combination of both. 1. A. "Look at this sketchle of the widget you have to make!"
B. "But it's just a circle" A. "Ya! you can fill in the details" 2. A. "What's this it is unreadable?" B. "It's the list of things to do if the building catches fire" |
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| 5. | Vald | ||
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(verb) Dense, unreadable, usually from sloppy writing or editing or abuse of punctuation marks. (origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell. Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.") "I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"
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| 6. | The Loopy-Dar-Bibble | ||
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1). The tool used by people who practice Loopy-Dar. It is a book smaller than your palm. It is actually unreadable because of its small print, but let the wetards have their religion. Darnie, please read from the Loopy-Dar-Bibble
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| 7. | chicken scratch | ||
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Excessively messy, unreadable handwriting. Usually similar to; if not, a serial killer's handwriting. Man I couldn't read the note he wrote me. It was straight up chicken scratch, on the real.
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