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A sound or expression used when you're extremely scared or just freaked out (possibly by something lame).
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Strange, weird, retarded.
A sound or expression used when you're extremely scared or just freaked out (possibly by something lame).
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Strange, weird, retarded.
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*On the internet*
Person A: And she took a photo of herself in her bra, and posted it in her profile.
Person B: Murp. :S
2.
Badger: Yeah, the way he sniffed her hair was very murp.
*On the internet*
Person A: And she took a photo of herself in her bra, and posted it in her profile.
Person B: Murp. :S
2.
Badger: Yeah, the way he sniffed her hair was very murp.
by gelizzle June 9, 2005
A cross between a meowing and purring, or chirping, noise a cat makes. Also known as a chirp or trill.
by meow2u3 November 24, 2008
by Kay McMurtre December 23, 2008
n. The result of two or more Mixels attempting to mix but ends up failing. Whatever creature forms is oftentimes hard to control.
by Mayonnaise Cap January 14, 2020
A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch
**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch
**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.
John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."
Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*
Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*
Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."
Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*
Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*
Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."
by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010
a unique method of gas release through the mouth by a person name mitch.. mitch + strange burp = murp
by bob dylan yellow AKA chicken August 1, 2011
A sound muttered when ones finger is touched to the tip of another's nose. A great answer to any question.
by Tggb3k September 1, 2006