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nipped

Under the influence of catnip (describing a stoned cat).
I tried to get Max to calm down and quit pouncing on me, but he was nipped and ended up using my ankle as prey.
by meow2u3 July 29, 2009
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lorange

An orange that looks like a lemon, or a cross between a lemon and an orange.
We finally have a word that rhymes with orange--lorange!!

I found a lorange in my bag of oranges.
by meow2u3 December 23, 2008
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family values

1. State-sponsored totalitarian control of women and/or children, characterized by flagrant sexist double standards, authorities turning a blind eye to domestic violence, rape, and pedophilia--but only when men do it, and intolerance of freedom of religion, speech, and assembly, among other undesirable things.
No wonder Bush and the Saudis are so tight! They both share the same idea of family values--blame the rape victims and victims of domestic violence for "allowing" themselves to be victimized by male predators twice their size, as if the women were the criminals instead of the real perps--the rapists and wife-beaters who get off scot-free!
by meow2u3 December 23, 2007
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murp

A cross between a meowing and purring, or chirping, noise a cat makes. Also known as a chirp or trill.
Me: Max, come get your treat
Max: Murp!

The cat went "murp" instead of meowing.
by meow2u3 April 4, 2009
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itty bitty kitty committee

A group of small, very young kittens, often depicted in lolcats cutely performing activities generally reserved for adult humans. Alternatively spelled itteh bitteh kitteh committeh.
A feline parody of itty bitty titty committee
The itty bitty kitty committee is plotting a surprise attack on their mommy kitty in 3,2,1....
by meow2u3 May 22, 2009
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drug orphan

A child whose parents are so addicted to drugs they end up unsupervised, undisciplined, and otherwised neglected and forced to fend for him or herself and/or younger siblings at too early an age. These so-called parents, who never should have had kids, often leave their kids home alone while they stay in their rooms either high, coming down from a high, or go out looking for their next fix, and often don't care about their children unless child welfare intervenes. A few lucky drug orphans will have a babysitter or nanny who truly loves and cares for the child, but quits due to the sheer mental and emotional exhaustion of dealing with the drug-addicted parent(s).

Drug orphans younger than 5 are often found without clean diapers, are not toilet trained, and enough food or drink to live on. School-aged kids show no interest in school and are often absent, primarily due to the emotionally absent parent's indifference to his or her child's education, and sometimes due to the oldest kid's having to care for her younger siblings (mostly affecting girls).

Preteen or teen drug orphans show rebellious behavior, sometimes acting out in the exact same way their addicted parents do while at the same time raging at them for neglecting them. The parents are to blame for setting such a bad example. Other teen drug orphans will rebel by doing the exact opposite of what their parents have done: they live squeaky-clean; honor students, drug-free, alcohol-free, etc. These kids do not want to repeat their parents' mistakes, so they go to the opposite extreme. They're the ones with the character to rise above their poor or nonexistent upbringing to be somebody.
No wonder those kids running the streets are so wild: their mom has a crack habit and their dad's on meth--they're drug orphans and should have been taken from them years ago and put into foster care until the parents got clean!
by meow2u3 June 8, 2009
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able-minded

Not struggling with a mental disorder or defect, as opposed to able-bodied, meaning a person who doesn't suffer from physical or health disabilities.
I'm tired of able-minded people treating people with mental illness as if they don't deserve to be treated like human beings.
by meow2u3 January 11, 2009
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