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A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch **** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven. John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!" John: "Fuck you Adam." Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!" Sally: "What?" *Jeff kills Sally* Jeff: "Yeah you are!" *Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends* *Sally twitches* Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?" James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!" Kyle: "I like where your head is at" James: "It's fuckin murping time" *fist pump* Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!" Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?" Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!" Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you." |
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