A sound muttered when ones finger is touched to the tip of another's nose. A great answer to any question.
Bethany: "Why are we here?"

God: "Murp."
by Tggb3k September 01, 2006
Top Definition
Used to imply contentness . Also a good way to respond to a question without giving an answer.
Contentness - After enjoying a cold drink "murp" , after a something is said in your favor "murp"

Nonanswer - Dad : "Son, are you going to mow that lawn today?" Son : "murp"
by oztastico June 15, 2009
Noun. A person with a noticable personality deficiency. More than just boring, a Murp has difficulty inciting interest in any way possible.
"That guy is such a Murp"
"Its Murpsville around here"
by Simon Dunne August 02, 2006
an exclamation of extreme emotion!
I just failed my class murp!
by blondefemale April 27, 2010
I am freaking confused and uncomfortable
John- I like you a lot
Emily- murp
by 😇 January 01, 2015
borderline worse than the F-word
dont ever say it in public
not to be confused with the totally meaningless and harmless "merp"
You: "Ah murp!"
Everyone else: "OMG! I can't believe she just said that!"
by jaymob April 24, 2015
Another word for whatever, not caring, you're rude or anything else that describes how a person feels in the situation.
A: Unblock your sister from twitter.

C: Murp! not going to happen.


T: I don't like your hair.

J: MURP! *rolls eyes*
by Cookiee D'OriginialMonster August 16, 2012
A sound or expression used when you're extremely scared or just freaked out (possibly by something lame).

Strange, weird, retarded.
*On the internet*
Person A: And she took a photo of herself in her bra, and posted it in her profile.
Person B: Murp. :S

Badger: Yeah, the way he sniffed her hair was very murp.
by gelizzle June 09, 2005

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