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A Big Pharma corporation that existed since before 1938 that is just obssesed in been the most evil company in the entire world!
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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