murdock 

to masterbate in public.

Pee Wee Herman murdocked at the movies and got arrested.

murdock by bread infection December 28, 2005

murdock 

To soil your pants or shart while pulling yourself into a large truck or SUV.

I was pulling myself into the rig and completely Murdocked myself. shart

murdock by squatchyman November 9, 2012

Murdock 

To have sex for an hour, not cum and knock your girlfriends belly button ring out...

Dude did you pull a Murdock last night?

Murdock by schu86 April 29, 2009

Murdock 

A ten to twenty inch deepthroat.

Al: Wow, did you hear about Jonathan giving that black guy a Murdock?

Kareem: Yeah, I sure did.

Murdock by Bignig69 March 14, 2008

murdock 

To destroy the atmosphere of a party with idiotic acts caused by either drugs or alcohol.

The drunk fool murdocked up the situation when he begin to ramble on about matters that he knew little about.

murdock by Elduderreno July 16, 2008

Murdock 

A Little sissy bitch who Likes to hide in new Zealand Playing video Games and act Like a BigShot Also tries to act like he's very intellectual but only succeeds in destroying friendships and relationships. he Gets Off on it. Never has a pot to piss in and has Always leeched off everyone else's good will until he's used them up and doesn't need them anymore. Then he becomes a Backstabber. Beware

Murdock = Leech, User, Backstabber, Drama King, Destroyer of Friendships, Little big Man

Murdock by Tit for Tat you Little Biatch August 4, 2009

Murdock 

A prude. Doesn’t have sex, known for loving Jesus.

She doesn’t give it up she is a murdock, or I got murdock’ed again.

Murdock by Bangerbanger March 4, 2019