muppins 

1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.

Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!

muppins by Ellis August 21, 2004

Muppin

Muppin is a universal word that means absolutely nothing but in turn means absolutely everything. It is generally used to describe anything and everything you choose to see fit. Commonly used to replace foul language in front of children and to confuse most grown adults. It can be used as an adjective and a noun. It is known in many circles as one of the funniest words to say. It can also be used to replace other words as well.

What the muppin is going on here.
I had court today and it was straight Muppins.
She was all muppin at dinner so we didn't really have a good time.

Muppin by OG Muppin & MC Muppin October 3, 2020

muppies

Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys

Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch

muppies by scissorsister February 22, 2011

Muppiness 

It's a funny way to say my penis.

Person 1. Hey man what you got to eat around here?
Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.

Muppiness by Whiskered Rose January 11, 2022

muppiss 

When your finger gets caught in your foreskin whilst doing something non-sexual

Person 1: "bro can you help me, I kinda have a muppiss here. "
Person 2 "that ain't no damn muppiss, I heard you jacking. "

muppiss by Chubbs Ja'Basket November 24, 2020

Mupping 

The act of "muploading" (mobile uploading)-usually used on facebook

person1: that's such a funny picture from last night!
person2: yeah i know i'm mupping it right now!

Mupping by anonymous961109345667892113 January 18, 2011

muppin

A muppin is an inspirational tool for the up and coming lyricist but is defiined by the people who use it.

"To spit the splime, i need a muppin." refer to splime
or
"my muppin is from the bumpin of my people."

muppin by MC T-JAY May 23, 2007