13 definitions by Ellis

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A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.
"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."
by Ellis April 23, 2005

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Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.
"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."
by Ellis August 21, 2004

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Fresh insulation used for houses.
That house was hella wrapped in Tyvek, homes.
by Ellis August 21, 2004

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Something to grease the throat and make ripped ass liquor slip down to flytown.
If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.
by Ellis August 21, 2004

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1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.
Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!
by Ellis August 21, 2004

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The highest attainable frequence of a spoken voice.
That dude from that party posessed the highest pitch of voice! Blood came out my nose!
by Ellis August 21, 2004

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A big, often large, form of gorgis.
I can't fit such a head in my Prius since he became engorgis.
by ellis May 26, 2007

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