Moosed 

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

Moosed by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

Got Mussed 

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!

Got Mussed by jibcheese January 8, 2013

Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.

Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

Moosedangling by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012

Moused 

To be tampered with or eaten by a rodent(s).

Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!

Moused by Wisker Biscuit June 6, 2009

Moosed 

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

Moosed by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

Moosed 

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

Moosed by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Moosed On 

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

Moosed On by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019