Munned 

To lack foresight. To be duped into something. To unwittingly enter into an agreement which, to the average human, will result in an obvious negative consequence.

Shopper: ‘How much for this apple?’

Shopkeeper: ‘Well, normally it’s 25p however, today we are offering it at a discounted rate of 24p, if you also purchase this shiney poo sandwich for £2.49’

Shopper ponders: ‘Sounds like a bargain…I'll have 2 please’

Shopper gets Munned.

Munned by The Urban Fox Hunter September 25, 2009

Captain Munnerlyn 

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**

Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!

Captain Munnerlyn by BigDeff November 5, 2009

Munnery

A Munnery is a rented student accomodation used purely for the purpose of sheltering Meth addicts.

Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.

Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.

Two for one on ritz, to the Munnery!

Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?

Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!

Munnery by Bricky Tamland July 27, 2009

monnezza 

"Monnezza" or more exactly "munnezza" is a word originally from South Italy (Naples and the surrounding area), which means : garbage / trash.


It is also used as offensive word against others.

Questo contenitore è pieno di monnezza
This container is full of monnezza

Or

Stronzo! Sei proprio na' munnezza!
Asshole, you are really a munnezza (shit)

monnezza by Mangiaspaghetti April 12, 2008

Muneeza 

pure, and awesome

She is Muneeza.

Muneeza by pumpkin786 July 6, 2009

Muneeza 

Muneeza's are beautiful, cool and very smart. You will get butterflies when you see Muneeza. They are some of the worlds best organisers and would be lost without their to do list. Muneeza's are also very social animals and you will often find them in coffee shops having great conversations with friends, or dancing like there's no tomorrow at 3am! In short Muneeza'a are Awesome Social Ninjas. If you don't know Muneeza you need to go find one!

Have you seen Muneeza? OMG I think I'm in heaven!

Muneeza by JAMA October 18, 2013

Shower, Shave, Munne 

Taking a shower, shaving, and then munneing. Chilling out and relaxing.

Tom: "Dude I just shower, shave, munned."
Me: "Same here man I feel so much better."

Shower, Shave, Munne by EXTRA ginge February 25, 2009