A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.
You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.
**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex
with a person who has herpes.
Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit
! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!
Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex
prescription from Dr. Poindexter.
Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!