Booty Munchkins

When you have tiny shit turds

"I just took a poop and it felt like it was gonna be huge but I just had a case of BOOTY MUNCHKINS".

Booty Munchkins by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010

Munchkins 

Relatives that come over to your house and eat all of your food.

Quick, hide the Doritos ! Those munchkins uncle Buck and aunt Eva is comming up the driveway !

Munchkins by jeffbo May 7, 2009

AT Reverse Munchkins 

The act of eating a girl out from the back as she is laying in doggy style position. Your head must be tilted at an angle so you're not facing her anus. It can be tested by using the AT Mohawk Test.

Dude after I fucked her doggy style, I went down and did the AT Reverse Munchkins on her!

AT Reverse Munchkins by Fresh_Boy_123 October 30, 2011

sexy munchkins 

hot pockets in antarctica

Oh no i lost my sexy munchkins again

sexy munchkins by Bowjwhabahwnehs November 30, 2016

Mayonnaise Muckiness

The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.

Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume

Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?

Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs

Mayonnaise Muckiness by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

Powder my munchkins 

The act of applying Gold Bond to one's balls, usually as a result of swamp ass.

Sorry I'm late, it's so humid out I had to powder my munchkins in the bathroom.

Powder my munchkins by TheBeigeDolphin October 11, 2017

munchkinness 

In role-playing games, focusing on rules details and exploiting them despite how they ruin the game for other players. In the extreme, taking inky delight in using the rules to ruin the game.

"But the rules say my hafling can throw 10 shuriken, and gets +1 damage with thrown objects, so it MUST mean +10 total." | "That's munchkinness. Should an ogre scream like a sissy 'OMFG! It's a hafling! Run!'?"

munchkinness by Jim Gettman October 29, 2006