jeffbo's definitions

the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.

Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

butt ring

The dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.

Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.

by jeffbo March 27, 2009

tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

by jeffbo June 6, 2009

viral snickering

1.) The actions of a group of people, where when one says or does something funny, that all persons in the group laugh uncontrolably, and are unable to control the laughter among themselves for several minutes.

2.) An almost magical effect among a group of people where all in the group seem to understand the same comedic implications.

At a party: Sam : Yo George where did betty go ?
George: Oh, she's at the table over there viral snickering with the marketing group.

by jeffbo April 18, 2009

deskdules

1.) A place on a desk or table where someone has wiped a booger or stuck a peice of gum usually under the top of the desk.

2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.

Obamma spent the evening removing George Bush's deskdules.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

willytent

The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.

Jerry was sound asleep, but judging by his willytent, he must have been having a wet dream.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009