jeffbo's definitions

jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.

Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.

Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

willytent

The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.

Jerry was sound asleep, but judging by his willytent, he must have been having a wet dream.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

matter of crap

See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website

matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009

Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.

Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

tourettittator

Someone who imitates someone with tourette's syndrome.

Jane was often getting in trouble for mocking the new unsuspicious Iranian math teacher, but we all knew she was a tourettittator.

by jeffbo July 27, 2009

dildonian

A person or being from the fictional place called Dildonia.

Hey look Betty, there's Donald from Dildonia, what a Dildonian !

by jeffbo April 6, 2009