jeffbo's definitions

jappish

An annoying often loud mouthed little slanted eyed person much like a munchkin but of the jap decendency.

Jon Gosselin is so jappish, but Kate is a real sweetheart.

by jeffbo September 10, 2009

the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

munchkin

Appropriately, a small person or the characters on the movie Wizzard of Oz. The definition later crossed into relatives that come to your house and eat all of your snacks.

Hey, hey it's them, that munchkin Aunt Betty and Uncle Fred, walking up the driveway, hurry up and hide the chips , move the candy bowl, and close the pantry door !!

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Paparazziportapotty

1.) An enclosed small 3x3 fiberglass building where a member of the Paparazzi goes to releive themself.

At a film set: Here we have our porta potty's and here we have our Paparazziportapotty's

by jeffbo April 21, 2009

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009