going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

macrobater

A Person who macrobates.

Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.

by jeffbo April 06, 2009

Latent Heterosexual

A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."

For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010

viral snickering

1.) The actions of a group of people, where when one says or does something funny, that all persons in the group laugh uncontrolably, and are unable to control the laughter among themselves for several minutes.

2.) An almost magical effect among a group of people where all in the group seem to understand the same comedic implications.

At a party: Sam : Yo George where did betty go ?
George: Oh, she's at the table over there viral snickering with the marketing group.

by jeffbo April 18, 2009

tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

by jeffbo June 06, 2009

vator vapor

The smell of an elevator.

The vator vapor was horrible at the Queens in Hotel.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009