by jeffbo April 8, 2009
Get the matter of crapmug. A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.
Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.
by jeffbo June 30, 2009
Get the Butt Dumpermug. by jeffbo April 6, 2009
Get the dildonianmug. Jane was often getting in trouble for mocking the new unsuspicious Iranian math teacher, but we all knew she was a tourettittator.
by jeffbo July 27, 2009
Get the tourettittatormug. matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
by jeffbo April 8, 2009
Get the matter-of-crapmug. 1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.
2.) A can that is full of crap.
2.) A can that is full of crap.
Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.
by jeffbo April 10, 2009
Get the Can of crapmug. 1.) A place on a desk or table where someone has wiped a booger or stuck a peice of gum usually under the top of the desk.
2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.
2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.
by jeffbo April 7, 2009
Get the deskdulesmug.