39 definitions by jeffbo

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When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
#fart #farting #gas #glances #the cheese #the mustard #silent but deadly #at a party
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
A silly act or something that hasnt become re-diculous therefore it is diculous if it happens only once.
Thats a pretty diculous thing you did Jane.
#rediculous #diculous #silly #strange #awkward #absurbed #absurb #pointless
by jeffbo April 07, 2009
Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !
#jesus #catalytic #exclamation #christians #jews #islam #church #jesus christ #footwear #popeye
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
Hey sweetle, that was some good crap on a shingle.
#shit on a shingle #recipe #food #menu #crap #spam
by jeffbo April 10, 2009
1.) A place on a desk or table where someone has wiped a booger or stuck a peice of gum usually under the top of the desk.

2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.

Obamma spent the evening removing George Bush's deskdules.
#boogers #gum #desk #george bush #obamma #treats #nodules #countertops
by jeffbo April 07, 2009
The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.
Jerry was sound asleep, but judging by his willytent, he must have been having a wet dream.
#willy #will #erection #tent #wet dream
by jeffbo April 07, 2009
The dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
#butt ring #hemorrhoid #ointment #butt #ring
by jeffbo March 27, 2009
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