jeffbo's definitions

viral snickering

1.) The actions of a group of people, where when one says or does something funny, that all persons in the group laugh uncontrolably, and are unable to control the laughter among themselves for several minutes.

2.) An almost magical effect among a group of people where all in the group seem to understand the same comedic implications.

At a party: Sam : Yo George where did betty go ?
George: Oh, she's at the table over there viral snickering with the marketing group.

by jeffbo April 18, 2009

deskdules

1.) A place on a desk or table where someone has wiped a booger or stuck a peice of gum usually under the top of the desk.

2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.

Obamma spent the evening removing George Bush's deskdules.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

lost vowel syndrome

A rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. Loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pronunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. Often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. A early example is in the biblical book of Acts. The apostles had come together in a barn to worship the Lord, and nobody understood what they were saying, probably because the Romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.

Steven was walking his ass and suddenly the ass kicked him in the head, when we found Steven I asked him wuz up.. He said gt kck n m hd b th ss. By inference I knew he meant " I got kicked in my head by the ass." It occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.

Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

willytent

The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.

Jerry was sound asleep, but judging by his willytent, he must have been having a wet dream.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

matter of crap

See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website

matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009

Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

by jeffbo April 10, 2009