jeffbo's definitions
Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.
Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
by jeffbo June 6, 2009
Get the tanked tittiesmug. Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
by jeffbo March 27, 2009
Get the butt ringmug. I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
by jeffbo April 28, 2009
Get the brasso on my assholemug. This is a recently discovered psychological illness which is starting to update the prognosis in the mental health journals today. It is an illness common mostly in America and is on the rise today.
This illness is developed when a PC user calls customer support and their call is funneled to a tech support group in India. After the caller is subjected to the nervous Indians, who guides them through performing functions with the "F" keys and menu options, and redundant task over and over again to solve their problem, the person becomes annoyed, not mostly because of the strong Indian accent, but just as much as not understanding what the shit is going on. The person with the P/C problem imagines themselves in a support group with the Indians, trying to imagine what they are systematically reading on their trouble shooting guide, so as not to have to go through the call again. Some try to write down the information as much as can be understood, praying that if it happens again, they will not have to call customer support. None -The -Less, after several long drooling minutes with customer support, the person develops a type of anxiety disorder paralleled with hypertension and lack of attention with the Indian tech to a point that the person becomes suicidal. After several attempts and several issues with their PC problems that now relies on customer support to solve it, much like Pavlov's Dog, the person with the PC problem uncontrollably starts a jerking motion, starts punching themselves, rolling their eyes and jerking their head, and cussing uncontrollably, swearing to never buy a PC from this company again.
This illness is developed when a PC user calls customer support and their call is funneled to a tech support group in India. After the caller is subjected to the nervous Indians, who guides them through performing functions with the "F" keys and menu options, and redundant task over and over again to solve their problem, the person becomes annoyed, not mostly because of the strong Indian accent, but just as much as not understanding what the shit is going on. The person with the P/C problem imagines themselves in a support group with the Indians, trying to imagine what they are systematically reading on their trouble shooting guide, so as not to have to go through the call again. Some try to write down the information as much as can be understood, praying that if it happens again, they will not have to call customer support. None -The -Less, after several long drooling minutes with customer support, the person develops a type of anxiety disorder paralleled with hypertension and lack of attention with the Indian tech to a point that the person becomes suicidal. After several attempts and several issues with their PC problems that now relies on customer support to solve it, much like Pavlov's Dog, the person with the PC problem uncontrollably starts a jerking motion, starts punching themselves, rolling their eyes and jerking their head, and cussing uncontrollably, swearing to never buy a PC from this company again.
Dude ! You got a Dell ! Be sure you download the India Tic Syndrome anti-virus program ! It's free, From dell !! lol !!!
by jeffbo July 27, 2009
Get the India Tic Syndromemug. The term oral-retentive (or orally retentive, oral retentive), commonly abbreviated to "oral", is used to describe a person with such lack of description to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others, and can be carried out to the detriment of the oral-retentive person.
Like usual, my boss didnt say anything about my acomplishments, he is sooo oral retentive that I could pitch a tent.
by jeffbo April 7, 2009
Get the oral retentivemug. A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.
Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.
by jeffbo June 30, 2009
Get the Butt Dumpermug. This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Get the the habitual shadow fartermug.