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Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.

Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009

Paparazziportapotty

1.) An enclosed small 3x3 fiberglass building where a member of the Paparazzi goes to releive themself.

At a film set: Here we have our porta potty's and here we have our Paparazziportapotty's

by jeffbo April 21, 2009

jappish

An annoying often loud mouthed little slanted eyed person much like a munchkin but of the jap decendency.

Jon Gosselin is so jappish, but Kate is a real sweetheart.

by jeffbo September 10, 2009

As It Googles Out

As it turns out when Googled.

Hey I looked up the last king of England today, and As It Googles Out, it was william III.

by jeffbo May 6, 2011

butt rake

1.) Various angles in lower back and butt cheek geometry.

2.) The area that starts at the lower back where the butt is connected and following that slope to where the slope starts the 90 degree vertical drop.

Jack : Mike, you see the new secretary ! What a freeking babe !

Mike: Yeah and her butt rake is fascinating !!

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

diculous

A silly act or something that hasnt become re-diculous therefore it is diculous if it happens only once.

Thats a pretty diculous thing you did Jane.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009