by BadMan on the track April 6, 2011
he is such a mumu.
by GreenWhiteGreen August 25, 2009
by jenniferdddddddddd March 14, 2010
another word for pussy. it's very childish and that's why it's only used by men... when girls can't hear it
by Tef November 6, 2004
by TornadoGordo July 17, 2017
by hellojaidyn May 12, 2019
Mumu
a mysterious creature that dwells within the South Wales area, a formidable force in eating and sleeps 95% of its life. They can munch 15 pounds of grapes in 30 minutes, and drink 45 gallons of petrol in an hour.
facts:
can dismember a fully grown man in one swipe
average height of 3.5 cm
weighs approx 95 pounds (fully grown)
average walking distance 8ft per day
bodily fluid approx 99% nuclear matter
reproduces via one of three penises and one vagina, both combatants become pregnated, after 9 human months each gives birth to between 2000-3000 offspring
live in traditionaly mounds of moss
diet consists of tinned peaches and sweat
can live for 36 years without food or water
main cause of death starvation, anal secretion (see below)
average life span 14 days
are completely blind, deaf and have no limbs
communicate via grunting, groping and winking
take part in urban scrumping
analy secrete acidic substance that can burn through anything including ones own bowells
mumu's existance is questionable as sources may be unreliable, although mumu's have been spotted many times in real life taking part in urban scrumping, and their corpses found dissolving in a pool of acidic sunstance.
a mysterious creature that dwells within the South Wales area, a formidable force in eating and sleeps 95% of its life. They can munch 15 pounds of grapes in 30 minutes, and drink 45 gallons of petrol in an hour.
facts:
can dismember a fully grown man in one swipe
average height of 3.5 cm
weighs approx 95 pounds (fully grown)
average walking distance 8ft per day
bodily fluid approx 99% nuclear matter
reproduces via one of three penises and one vagina, both combatants become pregnated, after 9 human months each gives birth to between 2000-3000 offspring
live in traditionaly mounds of moss
diet consists of tinned peaches and sweat
can live for 36 years without food or water
main cause of death starvation, anal secretion (see below)
average life span 14 days
are completely blind, deaf and have no limbs
communicate via grunting, groping and winking
take part in urban scrumping
analy secrete acidic substance that can burn through anything including ones own bowells
mumu's existance is questionable as sources may be unreliable, although mumu's have been spotted many times in real life taking part in urban scrumping, and their corpses found dissolving in a pool of acidic sunstance.
ants: hey sam look in that pool of acid is it a mumu?
sam: yes it looks like it burnt through its own arse.
sam: yes it looks like it burnt through its own arse.
by mumuforce February 6, 2010