13 definitions by TornadoGordo

National Pride

The belief people have that they are proud to be living in the country they live in. The group of people who have the most national pride are Americans who commonly say "I'm proud to be an American," although the person did not achieve anything for their country.

example of national pride: I am proud to be an American although I was born here, and gained citizenship naturally.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

mumu

mumu- fat guy gown

Homer Simpson: I don't want to look like a weirdo, I'll just go with the mumu

by TornadoGordo July 17, 2017

Mumbo Jumbo

A phrase tokened by a racist white guys meaning make-believe. The phrase derived from a white guy mispronouncing "Maamajomboo," which is a masked dancer from the Mandingo tribe in West Africa. So yes, you saying it makes you racist too you racist.

everything the teacher was teaching about the Mandingo tribe was a bunch of mumbo jumbo

by TornadoGordo July 18, 2017

Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand

Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!

by TornadoGordo September 1, 2017

Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?

Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.

by TornadoGordo February 5, 2020

People of volume

Fat people or as they like to be called, "plus sized"

plus sized? Nah, I prefer saying people of volume

by TornadoGordo October 24, 2019

God

An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.

George Carlin on God:

Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you!

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017