Mullette 

A gay hamilton ship. Hercules Mulligan and Lafayette are the two being shipped. Both revolutionaries one a tailor who spied on the British government and the other a French men.

Man aside from lams, mullette is the best! Hercules Mulligan x Lafayette forever

Mullette by Furysyar November 12, 2018

mullested 

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mulvested 

When a large round woman, with a potent mushroom stench, attempts to caress you.

did you hear that Alex got mulvested?

mulvested by good old max February 5, 2019

mullested 

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

mullested by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

mulleted 

the state of having a mullet

I went to SuperCuts last night and the bitch mulleted me!

mulleted by Hosie August 3, 2003

mulletstation 

Child abuse in the form of having been made to wear a mullet. Lesser form of molestation, but almost equally egregious, having been perpetrated by a knowing adult on a minor.

"Your honor, I can only say that I took out those people because, as a child, I was a victim of mulletstation. Oh, and I was a crack baby."

mulletstation by Susie S. October 5, 2006

mullette 

1. A fancy mullet.
2. A mullet on a french person.

1. Hey that mullette goes well with your trendy Armani suit.

2. Why is that Frenchie covering up such a badass mullette with a berret?

mullette by Neddie Bumpo January 14, 2005