mulletard 

Is it a guy with a mullet? Or is it a Tard? It's both, it's a mulletard!

look at that poor pathetic mulletard

mulletard by slopass December 18, 2002

Mulletard 

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

Mulletard by Joe January 1, 2004

Mulletard 

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

Mulletard by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Mulletard 

Person who isn't exceptionally bright and has the world's worst mullet

Wow, did that guy with the mullet just walk into a wall, he's the biggest mulletard I've ever seen

Mulletard by Godofdisappointment December 26, 2022

mollytarded 

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.

We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.

mollytarded by C Rizzle3 September 24, 2014

Mulletware 

Software that (following the concept of business up front and party in the back) is poorly written and/or the database is not normalized or designed poorly, but still manages to funtion for the end user.

Windows ME would qualify as mulletware.

Wait, that barely worked at all.

Mulletware by Janarchy July 25, 2012

mulletude 

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

mulletude by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003