muffplant 

The act of teabagging when performed by a woman. Typically this word is used in an online game.

"Dude, I totally just muffplanted this noob!"

muffplant by Shagpad February 22, 2007

Muffants 

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.

My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.

Muffants by CornSama September 13, 2012

Crimson Mudplant 

Similar to the Dry Dock or the Double Decker; only this is the female version. A "Crimson Mudplant" is when a woman enters the ladies' restroom, takes a dump, and then pulls out a dirty tampon and places it close to the seat in the bowl, so it is highly visible. Of course, the toilet is not flushed--therefore, time ensures that the tampon will "bleed" down the side of the bowl, creating a kind of blossom-effect (depending upon the number of tampons used, sometimes a 'boquet' results). There is always a tiny bit of toilet paper on the side of the mudplant, creating the illusion that someone "tried" to not be disgusting. The Crimson Mudplant is created for one of two reasons: first, revenge, much like the Double-Decker or Dry-Dock; and second, due to a raging case of OCD, in which case the offender is too much of a germaphobe to touch the flusher.

OMG...did you see the Crimson Mudplant in the toilet? Someone used TWO TAMPONS AT ONCE! Someone call the janitor!

Crimson Mudplant by Disgusted Restaurant Worker June 11, 2011

muffalatta 

best used in the phrase "That's a whole lotta muffalatta" - meaning when something is just too much or an aweful lot.

Robin - "We need to buy a 5-pound jug of mayonnaise from BJs."
Frankie - "That's a whole lotta muffalatta!"

muffalatta by eiR March 23, 2008