Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.
"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"
by Johnny Big March 27, 2005
a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head

a woman with a bushy vagina
"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
that which is sought by AlysWhitil, Klokwurk and Vibrobunny
I gots all the Muffins!
by Hikaru April 06, 2003
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=]
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
by shut up stalker February 28, 2008
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
by aanonymouss February 28, 2008
a slang term referring to a line of cocaine. Where speaking of eating them, correlates to snorting them.
"let's "eat" some muffins."
by John Samson Samsonite October 18, 2007
1. The act of pulling one's penis for the attainment of sinful pleasures and an undisclosed ammount of unidentified white substance.
2. A wheat-based snack.
Gerald! We know you're muffin in there you sick perverted Chinese wacko!
by Maxwell Hunt October 02, 2005
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