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i can't go outside today...i look like a muffin!
by desi, and tiffy April 08, 2007
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muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.
P1: Damn it all, I got -10 points!
P2: Dude, your muffin.
by Kevin Stewart January 28, 2008
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Politically correct word for the politically incorrect misusage of the words "retard" or "retarded."
Johnny walks into a tree and proclaims "I am such a muffin!" or Arianna and Amanda run into the freezing lake with bikinis and two days later recall the incident to one another: "That was so muffin."
by jessg December 07, 2006
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a random pointless word put after describing somone
Omg she is such a fat Muffin.

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by Hannahisacoolmuffin March 11, 2008
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a slang term referring to a line of cocaine. Where speaking of eating them, correlates to snorting them.
"let's "eat" some muffins."
by John Samson Samsonite October 18, 2007
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Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin
I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.
by rach April 07, 2005
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a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.
by SwannyPower June 09, 2005
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