a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.
westin woman are in the muffin club
by SwannyPower June 09, 2005
(n)- A certain teacher of Ancient Greek at a certain summer camp for talented youth in a certain Amish city in Pennsylvania.

See related: booty
God, the Greek Freaks are getting really scary with their incessant muffin stalking!
by The Muffettes January 28, 2005
A muffin is someone who is totally dense, kinda slow, stupid, and is the constant source of jokes.
Ryder asked Anna out, ha! She's way too good for him. Then he asked who Hitler was. WHAT A MUFFIN!
by Brittany October 11, 2003
a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.
my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready
by Big JUls August 22, 2004
a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"
Her muffin butt is so cute
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.
Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.
by Charon October 13, 2004
muffins are just ugly cupcakes
man: those muffins were delicious!

man 2: no they weren't.

man: yeah, they were.

man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.

man: "falls over dead."
by cheese_cake. (: December 31, 2008

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