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127.
Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Waffle, Bagel, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)
She is definately a muffin; you can see it in her eyes. Not only that, though, but she told me she was yesterday.
by Relic January 15, 2005
 
128.
Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.
Muffin its your birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN
by ROB $ December 11, 2004
 
129.
A very elite scener. Saved me from the ghetto!
muffin is cool, I wish I was like him.
by Philip October 28, 2003
 
130.
Muffins is another word for 'lol'. It can be used if you use the word 'lol' too much on Twitter, Myspace etc.

Jimmy Machan came up with the word 'muffins' instead of 'lol'.
Hubert: I love Miley Cyrus.
Jimmy: Muffins, loser.
by aashleee September 11, 2009
 
131.
Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin
I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.
by rach April 07, 2005
 
132.
Lesbian.
with a vagina.
RAWWWRRRRRRRR CLICK CLICK CLICK.
"damn, look at that hairy muffin."
by Anne Frank May 18, 2008
 
133.
When you poop in your hand and shove it in someone's face.
I just gave Kennedy a freshly baked muffin.
by l337m4nj00 March 17, 2006