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Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.
'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'
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What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)
That chick is a total "Muffin "
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When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
by benbaggg May 13, 2008

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Usually used to reffer to a womans breasts so that no profanity is used.
Also used in a playfull manner to comment on breasts
Nice muffins Amie.
Thanks.
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Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.
Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!
by Nicholas Bryan April 07, 2005

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see extacy
muffin-->roll-->extacy
"hey dude, do you know where i can grab some muffins"
by betterthanall November 03, 2003

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Idiot college freshmen who wrongly believe they can major in pre-physio, engineering, or any other difficult major not suited for the average person. They think they have the mental capacity to perform surgery on someone in the future, but are unable to figure out how to reach the upper floors of a building that has FOUR sets of stairs and TWO elevators that can't be missed. They often conspicuously cheat on exams, copy their lab reports word-for-word from their friends, and expect the university to wait on them hand-and-foot like a five star hotel. In closing, they are as essential to one's nutritional needs as a muffin - they can be done without.
1. I caught a muffin cheating on the last exam I gave. He was blatantly using a note sheet.

2. This muffin asked me how to get to the fifth floor when she was standing just outside the elevator.
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Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.
Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.
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