Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.
Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.
by Raetsch September 21, 2006
Can you define these popular missing words?
a swift kick to the hooch
Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.
by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006