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1.
Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.
Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.
by Raetsch September 21, 2006
 
2.
a swift kick to the hooch
Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.
by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006