Mud Pie

The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.

i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.

by BigClam_69 March 23, 2015

Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

Mud Pie

when u nut in someone’s ass and the nut mixes with there shit and then when they poop it looks like a pile of mud.

“yo last night my ass get railed and he nutted in me. few days later i had to shit and it was a mud pie.”

by urmomscock October 11, 2020

Mud Pie

The act of eating dirty booty.

"Dude I just had Eli's grandma's mud pie last night"

by Whole9Nards November 15, 2018

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 7, 2015

Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex

Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.

by Mojojo1029 August 29, 2017