cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

cream pie

A phrase originating from the adult industry in which the male ejaculates into his partner instead of pulling out.

Peter North gave Brianna Banks a mighty cream pie! She must've been leaking semen for days!

by eerie February 19, 2005

cream pie

it's a pie, dirty minded people. A PIE.

person 1: want a cream pie?
person 2: sure, we gonna do it tonight? ;)
person 1: no, a literal cream pie.

by Angelica__Angel May 20, 2019

Cream pie

It means to have a pie can or a pie pastry filled with whipped cream

whipped cream pie and flame bathed
Trust me it is nice. And don't Take it the dirty way

by Imafukinsikcunt June 15, 2015

cream pie

1.Often refered to as "traditional Sex" (or straight/anal sex in the adult industry) whereby the man shoots his seed inside of the pussy. The actual creampie or "proof" is the point when the man pulls out and the semen can be seen leeking out.
2. A less popular form of adult entertainment that relies more on the pill than on the rubber any mans fantasy
3. a shot inside of the Anus is still refered to as a creampie but should more commonly be called an Anal creampie. (whereby which a man jacks his load into the shithole of one desperate bitch

In my opinion the best kind of porn out there if i had to say anything and i aint no porn freak but it aint messy it doesnt gross you out (from looking at a guys fucking dick for 50% of the movie and girls excuse me im talking to the straight guys here) and it doesnt have all that wierd ass bull that comes out now adays (like foot sex arm sex farm sex you name it its been done)

by MK March 21, 2005

cream pie

A pastry or pie that has a cream filling.

Gertcha, this chocolate ecclaire is the BEST CREAM PIE I've ever had!

by Roger McTodger January 10, 2005

Cream pie

It is a term most commonly used in pornography. It is also referred to as Internal Ejacualtion. In anal cream pie's the male will usually plunge deeper into the anus and stay there until they're through cumming. Then they will slide there penis out slowly as to help the cum flow out of the anus. The female will sometimes squat or probe with their fingers to help gravity move the sperm. In vaginal cream pie's the guy will cum inside the vagina and pulls out their dick slowly and the female will contract their lower stomach muscles to push out the cum. Vaginal cream pie's are far more common than anal cream pie's.

Let's just say she knows how to do one hell of a cream pie.

by miluvrox November 22, 2010