Australian colloquial slang term Part dance-move, part seduction technique, the mudcrab involves the protagonist sidling up to unsuspecting members of the opposite sex (optional) on the dance floor, and without wasting time formally introducing themselves or initiating a civilised conversation, proceeds to bump and/or grind against them. This is generally to the dismay of the victim, unless performed during the optimal period for the manouevre, between the hours of 1 and 3am.
by Fingers Stewart October 24, 2010
An excessively fake-tanned male with a larger upper body, ill-proportioned to his skinny crab legs. Often caught at the Normanby, Brisbane but native to Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast.
"Hey Davo, look at those mudcrabs on their way to Stezza."
"Wow, Jimbo has been hitting the shred shed quite a bit lately. He looks like a mudcrab."
"Wow, Jimbo has been hitting the shred shed quite a bit lately. He looks like a mudcrab."
by #Justwaitingforamuddy September 24, 2015
The terminology used at high school to be a fully qualified gay cunt. He is that one cunt that sucks up to everyone’s asshole trying to please others to please himself
He generally likes to give boys rimmeys for free and attends smarty parties with men
He generally likes to give boys rimmeys for free and attends smarty parties with men
Jaykay walks past*
Vinny: oui you mudcrab cunt
Jaykay:yo bby I’m giving out free rimmies
Juddy: YOOOOO
EVERYONE: YOU GAY KIENT HAHAHA
Vinny: oui you mudcrab cunt
Jaykay:yo bby I’m giving out free rimmies
Juddy: YOOOOO
EVERYONE: YOU GAY KIENT HAHAHA
by Vinny you racko March 8, 2019
The act of motorboating, except performed on a generously proportioned booty instead of the usual breasts.
"You'll have to excuse my dirty Sanchez , Rick , as I've just spent the weekend mudcrabbing with my wife in the tropics."
by Mudcrabber October 9, 2015
1) Noun; someone that struggles/fails at life, someone that can't do anything well.
2) Adjective; describing the poor efforts of an action.
2) Adjective; describing the poor efforts of an action.
1) I played so bad in that game i was such a mudcrab
2) Wow that was such a mudcrab effort when you tried to ride that bike
2) Wow that was such a mudcrab effort when you tried to ride that bike
by mudcrab12 March 30, 2012
by hGbdPLmO02017 February 13, 2023
A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.
Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018