mucklefuppet 

To have a friend who’s a cunt.

“Oi Bob!”
“Yeah”
“Piss off you mucklefuppet!”
“Right then”

mucklefuppet by ChrisC69er May 31, 2018

MickelStink

Pro golfer Phil Mickelson's nickname when he loses.

MickelStink choked away the 2013 U.S. Open.

MickelStink by Sajak June 16, 2013

mother mucker 

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.

"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

mother mucker by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Mackellar girls campus

Mackellar girls campus

Mackellar girls campus is the definition of bitch school

Mackellar girls campus by kidner June 17, 2019

Barn Mucker 

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.

1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.

Barn Mucker by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010

Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

Mucklered by Hexis August 21, 2008